03 February 2016 @ 07:52 pm
I would like to take this opportunity to an extend a very gracious "thank you" to the honourable members for Corby, Wellingborough, and Shipley for assuring my that my farrago of sartorial missteps were not as lurid as they might otherwise have been. For such a magnificent feat the honourable gentlemen have earned my undying gratitude. I look forward to the almost inevitable eventuality of the gentlemen's opponents attempting to go one better.