03 April 2011 @ 06:48 pm
Oh come on!  
I know it's Mothers' Day, but really Sally? The Andrew Lansley Rap?

No, boys, stop it. You have no idea what those words mean.

No, Oliver I do not want you to try and explain them.

I said no.

No, that does term does not apply to all men with grey hair!
 
Oliver, Freddie, if you don't stop this instant, I will-
 
Jemima, dear, no, it's ok. Shhh, shhh, shhh. Daddy's here.
 
See what you've done now, boys?
 
Good, I hope you are sorry.

Go on, off to your rooms before I take away your television privileges.

You didn't show it to them? You expect me to believe that?
 
Really, Sally, so how did they find it?
 
For some reason, I highly doubt Freddie typed it into the search bar.

Do not raise your voice at me in front of Jemima.

Fine, go and have a blasted coffee then!

...It's ok, sweetie, it was just the front door. C'mon, lets get you a nice drink, hmm?