*Crawls out from under a pile of sofa cushions that have been thrown across the room*
*Takes party hat from last night off head*
*Looks around at all the destruction - burst balloons, party poppers and paper chains hang from every surface*

Urrrggghhhhhhh...

*Drags self up and through to the kitchen to get a glass of water and painkillers*
*Tries not to vomit as the smell of last night's alcohol and attempts at drunk cooking reach nose*


Hhhhgmmm....

*Leans head on hands and tries to remember what happened last night*
*Bits and pieces of previous night slowly return to memory*

...Peter.